Juni part 8

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Its been a couple of weeks since I last spoke to you and I can safely say that my hunt for prehistoric creatures within  our game is proving fruitful.

During the last couple of weeks my investigations have taken me to Tayside, West Lothian and once more to the National Stadium. It is at the latter where I shall begin as I have to tell you that the dinosaurs of various species are alive and kicking.

First off there was a wealth of evidence of the existence of Dickheadasaurus especially it appears in the marketing department or at least those responsible for putting advertising boards obscuring the view of the disabled enclosure, I ask you.

It also worries me that there appears to be the possibility of the existence of the Notachanceatops in the National managers office especially if he plays Charlie Mulgrew at left back.

Back to our beloved Junior game, Tayside is an area I often go in search of the older examples and I am sad to say the ranks of men/women in black, red yellow or blue yes the referees appear to have been infiltrated by a species that in becoming more prevalent,  the Waveacardactyl. I fear that this infiltration may get worse as I am now witnessing younger examples.

Finally, my trip to West Lothian, was I am sorry to say like going back in to the land that time forgot, the day started on a high when I was informed that the a species particularly associated with this location had been spotted, now I have to keep the exact spot a secret to protect their existence but if I said purple top and flowery leggings you will now I am talking about the incredible sight that is SUBO !!!! or to give her the correct title The Lesser Seen Susan Boyle !!!!

The day indeed got better as I witnessed species of the Peltersaurus located behind the goal as well as the Aren’tihilariousaurous whose call of jokes at the keepers expense  that only he found funny rung out for the whole of the second half.

This weekend  its south again, lets see what that holds.

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